A man chases a woman until she catches him.
( American proverb)
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.
( William Shakespeare)
You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.
( Brigham Young)
An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.
( Salvador Dali)
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
( Mark Twain)
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
( Nicole Hollander)
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
( J.D. Salinger)
A woman's hopes are woven of sunbeams; a shadow annihilates them.
( George Elliot)
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
( Chauncey Mitchell Depew)
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
( Stephen Stills)
A woman's whole life is a history of the affections.
( Washington Irving)
Modern paintings are like women, you'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them.
( Freddie Mercury)
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
( James Tarber)